Life Size Animatronic Martian

So you want a zany buddy who's not from around here, eh? Well, say "hello" to our Life-Size Animatronic Martian! Standing at a whopping 6.5 feet tall, this little green buddy might just be taller than half your friends list. A creations inspired by "Mars Attacks!" this Martian is motion-activated —standing guard, ready to zap away the boredom (or those pesky trick-or-treaters who dare to come knocking). But wait, there's more! This Martian also doubles as a light show and a sound machine, ...

$399.99

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Sick Face Vomiting Egg Yolk Vent

For those tough customers at the dinner table, we've devised the perfect, hilariously gross solution - the Sick Face Vomiting Egg Yolk Vent. This little charmer has but one job: to slurp up the yolk of an egg and then, like the star at a frat party, let it all back out. Just a simple squeeze of your fingers and yolk shower! Enjoy a culinary relapse like no other. And the best part? He's a repeat offender. Let go of his head and he'll sucker that yolk right back up. This is the gross out kitch...

$5.98

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Apple Vision Pro CVR

Who needs a humble abode when you can have golden headphones that weigh more than a newborn baby? Say hello to the Apple Vision Pro CVR from our flamboyant friends at Caviar. This isn't just your garden-variety Vision Pro. Nope. This haute couture of sound comes pimped out with over 1.5kg of 18K gold. It's the stuff of Midas' dreams! We're not kidding, you'll need two hands to lift these babies onto your ears - a workout and a concert all in one. But wait, there's more! Featuring a headband...

$39900.00

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Darth Vader Voice Changer

Feeling like embracing your dark side? Well we've got just the ticket! Introducing our Darth Vader Voice Changer. No, it's not some magical Sith juju, but close enough. Pop this little bad boy in your pocket and you've suddenly channeled your inner intergalactic overlord. It's more comfortable than a helmet and without that pesky asthmatic respirator sound. So whether you're commanding your cosplay troops or just wanting to spice up Tuesday's board meetings, our ...

$139.00

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Nissan GT-R Skyline R32EV

You've heard of electric slide, but how about an electric ride? Nissan's hallowed R32 Skyline GT-R is snagging a serious 21st-century upgrade, and it's not just some B-list celebrity makeover. We're talking the Tesla-fighting, zero-emission, earth-saving revamp of the century! Still donning its swanky prototype form, this speed king now has an all-electric powertrain hustling under its bonnet. Yep, the beastly, twin-turbo inline-six engine is tapping out to make room for c...

 

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Caltrops Tashibishi Spiked Stoppers

One-up even the zaniest road runner chase with these spiky souvenirs from the medieval age! Caltrops Tashibishi's Spiked Stoppers are the quickest way to tell any vehicle, "Nope, not on my watch." This set features twelve wickedly cool 2.5-inch matte black spikes that always hit the mark, literally! These half-pint porcupines are designed with an undying zest for acrobatics and are destined to always land spike-up, no matter how they're tossed, flung or scattered. Remember, you have the right...

$35.00

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Beetlejuice Airblown Inflatable Car B...

There's no need to chant anymore! Got a fear of the lonesome road? Well, you're in luck - Beetlejuice is revving to go wheels-up as your ultimate inflatable car pal. The height? Oh, he teeters at just over a traffic cone at 3-feet tall. A bit of a show-off, in a charming way of course! And fear not about complicated installation processes - our ghostly friend comes road-ready with his own car adapter. Just plug it in and watch him puff out like a pasty marshmallow! Straight from the...

$34.00

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Star Wars Alexa Echo Dot Covers

These Star Wars Alexa Echo Dot covers are like geeky glitter for your shelf, shouting "I'm a fan, and I'm proud of it!" to anyone in the room. Available in an assortment of your favorite characters, these covers are thoughtfully designed to have their eyes gleam mysteriously (kinda like Yoda after his fifth cup of coffee) every time your Alexa gets chatty. Unapologetically geeky yet pretty gosh-darn cool, these can be the inter-galactic touch your room was looking for!

$39.99

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Hyperice Knee Therapy Device

If your knees had fingers, they'd text you - "Hey, we're tired. Can we get a spa day?" Well, you can tell those knob-kneed companions of yours to fear no more! The Hyperice Knee Therapy Device is here to treat them to a lavish heat-and-cold therapy session that'll make them feel like they've taken a week off in knee-Hawaii. No sweat, no effort, just flip between hot and cold faster than you flip through TV channels. Say goodbye to sad knees and hello to kneecstatic relief! Pain, you've met yo...

$545.99

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