Hey there! Are you one of those who are always prepared for the worst? Well, good news for you - we've got the perfect gifts for apocalypse survivors or preppers! Yes, you read that right. We know the world can be scary, so we've curated this collection of skills to help you survive if the apocalypse hits. From survival kits to solar-powered gadgets, we've got everything you need to stay alive and kicking. So why not surprise your loved ones (or yourself, no judgment here) with a valuable gift in the zombie apocalypse? Trust us, they'll appreciate it.
Ever feel like you've stepped into a post-apocalyptic movie and you're starring as the surprise underdog hero? Well, we've got just the thing for you! Behold our Emergency Survival Vegetable Seeds! Ideal for even those of us whose thumbs are more "brown" than "green".
This smorgasbord of seeds's got you covered with a whopping 5000-unit turnout, boasting 30 varieties of succulent, scrumptious, leafy delights. We're offering a veritable Noah's Ark of essential veggie varieties, ready to be h...
This isn't your grandma's garden gnome. Meet our Chernobyl garden gnome, the bouncer of your backyard, the titan of your topiaries. Outfitted in a permanent hazmat suit, he's averse to magic crafts and doesn't lose sleep over marauding mystical creatures. Forget roses and rakes, he's packing an AK-47, because pests can be peskier than you think. So, plant him near your petunias or station him next to your sunflowers, and sit back as he delivers maximum security in a minimum package. Perfect f...
Unveiling a superhero of organization, the sizzling Side Organizer - a miracle-worker of miniature mayhem. This twin-pack titan will neatly stow all your cutesy bits and bobs, without breaking a sweat! Lost a part? Worry not, hero, we've got spares to save the day. From top-secret gadgets to super add-on accessories, it's all part of the adventure.
Assembly? Pfft! Channel your inner MacGyver as it snaps together quicker than a superhero costume change - tool-free! All parts swoosh into two ...
Alright folks, buckle up and get ready for the piece de resistance of your apocalypse prep kit - the 2022 edition of Nuclear War Survival Skills. Heck, you're probably thinking of how to make your bunker feel more homey and what's more comfortable than a well-stocked library?
Nothing says 'I'm super ready for that unexpected mushroom cloud' like this handy dandy survival guide. You're not getting just any run-of-the-mill advice, the wisdom in these pages has been sprinkled by none other tha...
Arm yourself for the Apocalypse or just your next camping trip with the UCO Stormproof Match Kit. Like stubborn mules, these matches refuse to give in to wild wind, relentless rain, or uninvited snow. With a burn time of up to 15 seconds, they're candle-level committed. Dipped in water? No worries! They’ve got more comebacks than a B-list celebrity, reigniting like a phoenix from seaside ashes. The kit holds 25 flame-throwers, 3 strikers and a 'lil cotton ball, all cozy in a floating waterp...
Step into this rugged adventurer's paradise wrapped in a bit of DIY charm. Tipping the scales at a feather-light 22.5oz, our teepee kit-minus the pole-helps you construct the ultimate outdoor haven. Tall guys, rejoice! Whether you're towering at 5.57ft or more, we've got enough room for you and your trusty backpack to coexist peacefully. This military-style marvel zips up with high-quality YKK zippers, pulls tight with bungee cords and even sports a patch space for your lucky emblems. Not jus...
Sure, you might just be out for a leisurely stroll in the woods, but why not be prepared like you're about to crash-land onto a deserted island in an episode of "Lost"? That's when the Bush Pilot Survival Kit steps in. This isn't your Granny's sewing kit – packed away inside you'll find a shiny Chiappa .44 Magnum lever-action rifle (you know, for making friends...or enemies). Man's second best friend? A 7.2 inch carbon steel blade; perfect for those times when a wild cucumber appears on you...
For all you Wasteland Warriors out there looking to catapult your living room hipness factor into stratosphere, here's the deal. If your idea of interior décor leans more towards a post-apocalyptic flair, then our 7-feet, 250-pound T-51b Power Armor statue is just what your den, game room, or nuclear bunker has been silently begging for. Admit it, everyone needs a massive, game-accurate monument towering majestically over their Pong tournament. Your friends will “fallout” of their seats ...
Looking to spruce up your room with a scare-tacular hint of green? Our Zombie Arm Chia Pet is just what the mad doctor ordered! This little monstrosity is engineered to look like our beloved undead is popping out for a late-night snack from the local graveyard. Don't worry though, there's no bite to this bark; the only thing growing here are adorable, lush green plants! This Chia Pet arrives with everything necessary to sprout a miniature zombie apocalypse in your own home in just a week or t...
